Category: Regular episode

  • A Moving Message

    Running time: 2.48 mins Keywords Recently moved house Magic 8 Ball in the toilet Life-size bust of Benjamin Disraeli eating a hot dog Farting to make the new place feel like home Sincerity alert Wooden Overcoats crowdfunder

  • Episode 6: All Contributions Are Valuable

    Running time: 32.11 mins Intro Pre-intro plug for Discount Bin Josh the children’s TV show (feat. Congratugator and their birthday sack, BTS, and a decorated ashtray) presenter Named Characters and References An old janitor dressed as a Dracula Charles Lindbergh FDR Student called Martin from Hampshire and his extensive skincare regime, chanting til 3am, and…

  • Episode 5: Trim

    Running time: 20.08 mins Intro Pre-intro plug for Podpodpod with Benjamin Partridge (available at patreon.com/crowleytime) Carnival barker: Alice the Cloven-Hooved Seamstress, Andrew the Retired Businessman with 1,000 Teeth All Over His Body, James the Incredible Social Media Influencer with No Nipples Named Characters and References Mary from Grantham’s Bank Aunty Gertrude Keywords Shorter ep as…

  • Episode 4: Industry and Influence

    Running time: 26.29 mins Intro Announcement to the Ladies and Bantlemen (Fiefdom of Accountbury, Wanker Squad in Upper Management) Named Characters and References Sir Chuntley Buffingham Roger Prendergast Chantrey (the butler) Lord Martlebank David Attenborough Phoebe Waller-Bridge Angie, 25 years old from Finsbury Park Cara Delevingne Josh Widdicombe Judd Apatow Keywords A penny saved is…

  • Episode 3: A Punnet of Plums

    Running time: 25.51 mins Intro German U-Boat captain Named Characters and References Plugbot (1:19 & 22:12 & 23:22) Ted Bunderson Buzz Rod (Serling) Tabitha Chalmers Alfred Hitchcock Jonathan Whiteman, BAFTA-winning comedy writer Nicholas Caucasian-Smyth, BAFTA-winning comedy writer Stephen Weaving, stand-up comedian Phil Morepages Jeremy Heartsick Eddie Paintbrush Adam Milkbottle-Totterington, BAFTA-winning comedy writer Keywords Third time’s…

  • Episode 2: Global Triumph

    Running time: 25.39 mins Intro Pilot announcement Named Characters and References Artie Holtzman Frau Vendling Susan Sarandon Jordan Peterson Bernard Bresslaw Woody Guthrie Jimmy Charles Chaplin Zack Tackle Gary O’Rourke Lord Peter Jacob Cratt of Dorking Keywords Absolute unit Janus Monster Secret second Twitter account Review Night ‘I Keeps My Brain In My Head’ The…

  • Episode 1: Into the Abyss

    Running time: 21.42 Intro Person stuck in a room with an AGA and a dreadful feeling it might be Crowley Time. Named Characters and References Leanne Clive Deborah in Accounts Steve from Marketing Brian John Hammond Dr Douglas Dorkin Joe Scribblin’ Hank Keywords Job interview Party company Spume nightclub Jurassic Park Richard Attenborough Blood-sucking lawyer…