Running time: 30:50 mins Recap of the tale

Running time: 11mins44secs Keywords Mister Christmas: rotund goblin, swims up U-bend upon stroke of midnight Christmas Eve, drinks all cream-based alcohols, hides things in the house, wouldn’t give Malcolm the bike he wanted in 1986 (but he did push a bird’s nest into a thresher). Tom as Mr C’s little helper, spending December making toys…

Running time: 15:45 mins Named Characters and References Kevin Bishop Gordon Ramsay Muppet Treasure Island Rachel Parris Keywords Intro: Keep stocked up on rum and firelighters Well-behaved lest ye incur the wrath of Captain Mastchris Sunny, summertime celebration: barbecues, sunbathing, sugary cocktails Mastchris is not known in Liechtenstein, The Maldives, San Marino, Laos and China…

Running time: 14:05 mins Named Characters and References Paul Young (no need to be afraid) Keywords Mr Christmas (Mr C) special broadcast Everyone on the list has been good (apart from the ones who went on public transport without a mask) Tradition for naughty list: Mr C will fart into your mouth as you sleep…

Running time: 19:00 mins Intro Mr Christmas introduction with Germany WWI football chat in German. Swims up through plumbing to leave a soggy satsuma on your head. Outro with Tom being tortured by Mr Christmas as first a German guard and then a Japanese one. Named Characters and References TC does advert for Discount Bin…

Running time: 12 mins Named Characters and References Mr Christmas and TC Sir Chuntley Buffingham Mavis the Conical Baker Clive St Wrists Vicar of Little Turdstone Bogs the Groundskeeper Keywords Gift-to-behaviour discrepancy – capitalism is a lie Swim up through toilet and sing excessively loud baritone carols Leave half nibbled choc digestive and a whisky…

Running time: 3.41 mins Named Characters and References Reindeer: Dasher, Splasher, Wengwei (sp?), Richard Keywords Ruddy-cheeked alcoholic tradesman Factory at North Pole Flying reindeer Major sewage outlet Up through the toilet Distended pouch full of gifts Half a garibaldi and pint of Bailey’s No bleach TC making all the tin soldiers, trains, etc