Running time: 37:35 mins
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Answerphone
- Correspondence
- Next episode when?
- And remember
- Wingnut
Intro
Person on street calling you over to look at what they’ve got in their vehicle.
Named Characters and References
Victoria Peoria
Sliminy Jimminy (from Texas)
Omaha Tex (from upstate New York)
Maidstone-on-the-Wield
Icebeam Rick, David Rockfist and Michelle
Keywords
Theme: Events, when things are happening / past events / finite things
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Detective show: Lieutenant Columbo (ed: not explicitly named)
Victim’s husband played by Patrick McGoohan
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Special investigation: inside scoop on heart of government
Unclear / Unclier (more uncle-y) argument (at 9:40, 20:45 & 31:06)
Morphs into debatable / debate-table argument in latter segment
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Tez Tucker’s streaming service ‘PlusMaxGo Extreme Flavour’
Shows: ‘Duty of Honour’ (season 9), grotesque murder crime documentary, 4-season adaptation of 150-pp. novella, edgy drama based on tweets, comedian hosting game show about knitting
Writers are out, algorithm-written drama is in
‘Deep Robot Mutant Teen High’ possible NFT
Cyberball team Crystal City Wildcats at Regionals
Fan fiction featuring David’s rock fists
West Hertfordshire Squid Game
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Dr Madison, the gentlest dentist (guest starring Patrick McGoohan)
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Tom’s audiobook – The Scarifyers: An American Werewolf in Ludlow (available from bafflegab.co.uk)
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End bit: Delegates at emergency summit for peace (guest starring Patrick McGoohan)
Answerphone
1. Everyone who lives in Paris is gay (fact, not a generification).
2. Children today = screens vs. ‘in my day’ = wheels.
Correspondence
Postroom currently empty so reminder of the email address Wingnut gave out earlier: crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com – nothing that might upset Tom though
Next episode when?
As soon as I find that pen.
And remember
All good things must come to an end while all bad things seem to last for bloody ever, so maybe start pretending that good things are bad to get a lot more out of them for much longer.
Wingnut
(Timestamp 21:24)
A stoat that can read Wingnut’s thoughts
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry scary quote about eyes in your heart
Who is Wingnut’s Wingnut? His godfather, Norman (recently made ‘dedundant’), a 42-years-old boy, answers the questions.
Letter 1 – Sally-Ann in Port-au-Prince asks about her ex using her Netflix account. Advice: set her flat on fire.
Letter 2 – Anon (Francis) in Wokingham’s boss is a Furlough Scheme cheat. Advice: set his house on fire.
Letter 3 – Marianne in Calais’s grandmother’s will is being withheld by her aunt. Advice: vodka bottle, oily rag, light it up, through the letterbox, whoosh!
Wingnut passes on Tom’s email address: crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com
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