Running time: 14:05 mins
Named Characters and References
Paul Young (no need to be afraid)
Keywords
Mr Christmas (Mr C) special broadcast
Everyone on the list has been good (apart from the ones who went on public transport without a mask)
Tradition for naughty list: Mr C will fart into your mouth as you sleep
Secret lair underneath Big Asda in Wigan
Little Tom Crowley makes all the toys/scientific calculators
Mr C’s precautions for Tom re: the virus – diving helmet
Marco DiPoni
(Timestamp: 5:31)
Marco and Mr C show the listeners how to make an easy Christmas dinner
Marco’s present for Mr C: table leg (rest of table used to hit bartender)
Marco thinks he’s there to do (naked) ballroom dancing
Marco’s Christmas dinner: Fray Bentos and sambuca
His nonna’s dinner: goose
Marco pushes Mr C to his limits
Stuff the bird with under-the-counter fireworks
Sheep eats Mr C’s shoes
Marco wants to slit the sheep’s throat in the bathroom
Marco lights the turkey/fireworks when having ‘a little bit of Christmas crack’
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