Running time: 36:16 mins
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Answerphone
- Next episode when?
- And remember
- Link Tangent
- Mike Shinbone
Intro
Person on street calling you over to look at what they’ve got in their vehicle.
Named Characters and References
Will-o’-the-wisp
Mr Roberts
Miss Bitchface01
Greg & Caitlin
Idi Amin
Samantha from Marketing
Johnny Mnemonic
Batman
Disney
Keywords
Theme: change
Personal propulsion system / forward momentum device / electric scooter on Tube
Caveman leg posts / Neanderthal meat stilts / flesh crutches
Biggest Twat in the Universe (#twatcore)
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2075 Rest Home: internet speak (I feel seen / that waters my crops / OMG, tune! / Red jelly is green jelly erasure / clickbait headlines about pill dosage / don’t poo-shame me)
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Police intervention with middle-aged man ranting insults in park for two hours
(also at end of episode: more insults after 6.5 hours of them so officer Tasers him)
Answerphone
1. Realising Michael Bublé is rubbish.
2. A flawless English accent from someone from Dusty Wedge, Arizona.
3. Giant adult foetus who floats in jelly because she hates change.
Next episode when?
When someone breaks a mirror and wins 7 years of good luck.
And remember
When I was going to St Ives, I met a man with 7 wives. I immediately reported him to the local constabulary as a bigamist and they are still chasing that randy man around the beaches and harbours of St Ives to this very day.
Link Tangent
(Timestamp: 20:13)
Space Year 4, Space Month aaaaaa
Over a year of probationary deskwork in the Galactic Central Command Archives (episode 14)
Awaiting pleading his case with big cheese (Lindsay) of GCC Cartographic Department
Little Dribbles (lizard with Link’s own face) wishes Link luck (‘mama’)
Big Cheese aware Link birthed a non-regulation child
Case of chocolate-infused peanut butter body cream from Confecticon 9 (finished in a week, he’s a peanut butter guy)
Mighty gentleman’s blubber
Big cheese wants to experiment on Little Dribbles (e.g. wear little dolls’ outfits, teach him Spanish)
Little Dribbles’ two forked tongues
Lindsay reinstates Link as she’s also a peanut butter guy
Link got nebulated on Arcturan tequila suppositories in GCC canteen
Link’s beloved craft: CDA387 (Spacecar)
Mike Shinbone
(Timestamp: 8:50)
New venture: The Mike-o-verse – homeworkers avoiding covid using virtual simulation office
Two avatars: clown or Idi Amin
Porno version of Johnny Mnemonic: JohnnyBag KneelMoanDick
All notes replaced with swearing
Mike ‘likes to be frank and straightforward in dealings with people’
No more visible hard-ons in movies (Disney’s fault)
Helmet that zaps people
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