Running time: 33:22 mins
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Answerphone
- Next episode when?
- To help me … go to patreon.com
- And remember…
- Mike Shinbone
Intro
Mince Bob gameshow introduction of contestants about to bob for mince.
Outro from same gameshow announcing the results and the Mince Bobbing Champion.
Named Characters and References
AltaVista
Jon Ronson
Freddy Krueger
Henri Matisse, founder of Fauvism
Prince Harry
Abraham Maslow
Shigeru Miyamoto
Keywords
Terence ‘Tez’ Tucker, 44-year-old billionaire (retired for 14 years) went to Tom’ school
Kanye West’s divorce party in international waters (super-spread-tastic)
Tez got rich thanks to his friend Gavin’s algorithm for search engine gullibility detection: Gulliseek algorithm
Possibly a psychopath
Hunting men on an island
Defining happiness via Maslow’s Pyramid of Needs
Apartment in the head of the Jesus statue in Rio (with chin terrace)
Profound realisation of happiness when thinking of all the poor people
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Trailer for new Jason Voorhees film
Ecole des Artes in Paris
Vendredi le Trieze, Chapitre Onze: La Belle Epoque
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Super Mario video game played till 4a.m.
Mario crawls out of TV to discuss nature of failure/success
Cartesian dualism vs solipsism
Cannoli cut-off 1 a.m.
Answerphone
1. Amy from Radio Palace re iPod rental debts.
2. Old person who remembers the Blitz and defines happiness as going to bed certain your house won’t be destroyed.
3. California surfer dude wowed by the concept of money.
Next episode when?
When the Outhere Brothers say ‘Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Way-oh’ and nobody replies ‘Way-oh’.
To help me … go to patreon.com
Pay off my iPod rental debts.
And remember…
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but when they changed Coco Pops to Choco Krispies, everybody went spare. So, think on.
Mike Shinbone
(Timestamp: 14:28)
This episode’s sponsor: Shinbone Legal Solutions
Never went to Harvard law school (just a racket)
How they do things in Jersey
Accredited his own law school (on same trip, set up as a funeral officiant and a licensed chiropractor) – 2-week law course with Bar passage while-u-wait
Attorney-at-law (and law-adjacent shit)
‘Look At This Asshole’ defence strategy
Cousin’s bait-and-tackle store
Brother died from covid that he caught at an ironic Christmas lu’au, making him too woozy to see the garbage truck
Crowley Time Wiki 