Running time: 32:00 mins
- Guest
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Song/Music
- Answerphone
- Next episode when?
- To help me … go to patreon.com
- And remember…
- Link Tangent
Guest
Felix Trench (Quid Pro Euro & Wooden Overcoats)
Intro
European Parliament
Named Characters and References
TC does advert for Discount Bin
Mary & Roy, and Patrice (Conductor no. 72 of the Union)
Rupert the Bear
DJ Crumpet at the Ministry of Jiggle in Copenhagen
Ricky & Davy and Michaelangelo
Link Tangent
Ines Gonzalez
Keywords
Now That Is Definitely Euro House album. Track List:
Oi Oi Oi from Mastercard feat. Apocalypse Pony
Sonic Rainbow by Fat Colin & DJ Pickled Egg Fart
Spatchcock Nights by Harry Mop and the Grease Trap
One Million Martins by DJ Seepage and Ricky Revelation
Hot Calcium by Lisbon (?)
Dejectionarian by The Ketchup Water Collective
Up is Down, Left is Right, I Love You, by Lucas & Roberta feat. Quantum Waveform Collapse
Dance Hellscape by DJ Speech Impediment & Sweat Bollock
English Raves for English Waves by George
Independent Vilonia Make Me Go Yes Yes Yes by the Independent Vilonia Party
Firing Squad by Seat Licker and Your Mum
I Want to Marry my Producer by Shy Michael
Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh
No no no no no no no no no no no no by Mr No
Marry Me Maradonna by the Hoolifans
Help Help I’m Stuck in a Rave Trap by Rico Didn’t Die
Nude Selfie by Arthur-in-law
Ultratone Hardcore Amsterdam Rave by The Lincolnshire Colliery Band
Angry Herbert by Doner Kebab feat. The Infection
I’m Bleeding by Liver
Fun Comedian Grouper (?) by Beanstalk and The Seven Geoffreys
Telescope by Telescope feat. Telescope
Theme from Golden Girls (Gonzo Trance Remix) by Psycho E
Original Music by Deep Fake Disco
Marry Me Mario by the Hoolifans and Snezz (?)
Stop Eurasian by Egg & Chips
Fun Dance Song by Linda Stevens & friends
Athlete’s Foot by Horrible Day feat. Glovelorn
The Exchange Student is Michaelangelo (the statue).
Song/Music
Some clips from Now That is Definitely Euro House
Answerphone
1. Everyone talks about European comics, I prefer the real shit like Rupert The Bear.
2. I can’t stand all that Rave music.
3. When I spend a Euro it gives me great pleasure to know some guy in Malta is spending the same money down there.
Next episode when?
When an AI first worries about if it left the iron on.
To help me … go to patreon.com
Buy Felix a nice new hat to say thanks for his contribution.
And remember…
Je vais à la piscine pour faire de la natation. Je ne porte rien. Je dois quitter la piscine. Quel horreur.
Link Tangent
(Timestamp 17:50)
Space Year 3.
Completed 4 weeks of space quarantine with Little Dribbles.
Hugged Porcupinian from Prickulon 12 – five hours removing spines.
Given probationary task of re-indexing and re-classifying the Command’s Archives.
Finds tape labelled ‘A European Union’ – history of the evolution of the EU ending with the European Sphere Tree, created via The Atomium, and saved by Ines Gonzalez.
GCC Archive G24216:
Entry 1a – Goat milking practices of the Flendrians of Yoghurt Prime
Entry 1b – Shunt Warpdrive maintenance and customisation
Entry 1c – Terraform moons now, ask me how
Entry 1d – Mating rituals of the spineless jelly creatures of Wobbliabobblia 8
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