Running time: 22:00 mins
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Songs/Music
- Answerphone
- Next episode when?
- To help me … go to patreon.com
- And remember…
Intro
Alien voice intercepts TV programme
Named Characters and References
Kev from down the pub
Someone From Twitter
Trelawney the Grey Shadow
Your Dad
Arthur C Clarke
Keywords
Microscopic sound minnows each listening to and repeating one millionth of a second is how sound travels
Wireless phone charging pads work via microscopic electric eels
Kev from down the pub – ‘I’ve got no earthly idea what I’m talking about’
lineage.com – ‘step into the past and discover it’s depressing and frightening’: cannot be held responsible for any war criminals in the family
Someone From Twitter – ‘No idea what I’m talking about’
Trelawney the Grey Shadow (with fabulous Les Dawson-esque piano in the background)
Your Dad – ‘No idea what I’m talking about’
Songs/Music
‘Synchronise’ by Glovelorn
Answerphone
- You might think it’s clever to do gutter talk. I think it’s disgusting and you should be murdered.
- Two CD set of non-stop farm noises: ‘Now That’s What I Call Farm Noises!’
- Found book in park on how to stop worrying about sexual inadequacies and finally embrace Warhammer modelling – must belong to TC.
Next episode when?
When one of the minnows frees itself from its toil, goes on an Epic Quest, meets the love of its life, and confronts the god of all minnows on Audio Mountain.
To help me … go to patreon.com
Keep stocked up on jam and gherkins.
And remember…
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is to try to get an elephant through there. So make it camels, every time.
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