Running time: 25:00 mins
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Songs/Music
- Answerphone
- Next episode when?
- To help me … go to patreon.com
- And remember…
- Wingnut
Intro
Entertainer at The Cocunut Club Las Vegas
Named Characters and References
Wingnut and Jerome
Millie; Gwen; Marcus (letters to Wingnut)
Igor Stravinsky and the fabulous dancing children
Walter Jeggings Crat (English Heritage singer)
The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh
Keywords
Online Work Team Meeting during Covid lockdown where boss delivering bad news but with bad connection that makes it hard to hear properly
International League of Cockneys are introducing inclusive Cockney rhyming slang
Royal Variety Performance with English Heritage singer Walter Jeggings Crat singing ‘The Humper’
TC thanks all the key workers
Songs/Music
The Humper (sung by Walter Jeggings Crat)
Answerphone
- Stockpiled 40,000 vinyl copies of Neil Diamond’s ‘Just For You’ – looking for a buyer.
- Have you had motor accident that wasn’t your fault? Give us your address so we can come and laugh at you.
- Anyone know where I can buy 40,000 vinyl copies of Neil Diamond’s ‘Just For You’?
Next episode when?
When the wolves have taken London.
To help me … go to patreon.com
Sew together one enormous surgical mask to cover the entire surface of the planet Earth.
And remember…
Give a man a fish and you run the risk of aiding the spread of Covid-19, dip a fish in bleach and throw it at a man from a distance of at least two metres and you’ll have hurt a man with a bleachy fish.
Wingnut
Timestamp: 12:47
Daddy says it’s bad to lie so, yes, Wingnut did put Daddy’s socks in the freezer.
This episode is brought to you by Rusks.
(References to covid lockdown and social isolation.)
Letter from Millie, age 29, should she talk to boyfriend about bad habits? W says yes and if it gets tense, pull the flush as that makes a funny sound.
Letter from Gwen, age 14, school dance cancelled and can’t tell a boy that she likes him so should she message him? W says yes as he liked it when Jerome said he liked W.
Letter from Marcus, age 42, how to spice up menu for family? W made his mum eggs and jelly on toast.
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