Running time: 27:46 mins
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Songs/Music
- Answerphone
- Next episode when?
- To help me … go to patreon.com
- And remember…
- Link Tangent
Intro
Surgeon
Named Characters and References
Boxer and his Master – Hugo Billings
Skank McGillicudy
Jordan from the National Blood Drive Association and Micquel
Paul Williams (Composer)
The Narrator (Stan Lee)’s characters: Iodine Boy, The Amazing Dave, Screwloose the Nutty Robot, Boob Window, Bob the Reverse Engineer, A Scance Lad, Premature Withdrawal, Angry Martin, Ambrosia the Gelatinous, Almond Milk Man, Plate of Salad, Wheel of Cheese, Guy in a Hat
Keywords
When falling over in a park was the worst thing that had happened to you
Boxer (the good/bad dog) at a press conference
Jordan from National Blood Drive Association encouraging people to donate Blood and Micquel (European Outreach) shouting ‘I must have blood!’
Paul Williams – composer of A Muppet’s Christmas Carol and voice of Tengi the Sassy Ostrich in straight-to-video The Lion King 6: Simba’s Tax Investigation – asked to contribute theme song for James Bond ‘No Time to Die’
TC mentions Patreon and also BBC Sounds Murmurs (wrote first episode)
Songs/Music
Paul Williams version of A Time To Die
Link Tangent Incidental Music is by Jeremy Fisher
Answerphone
- Man has seen TC in front of house taking off trousers and showing arse to antique garden gnomes.
- Rory Stewart is running for mayor of London and is afraid.
- Is this St David’s hospital? Asking becuase of the medium-sized object lodged in an area.
Next episode when?
As soon as an extremely wealthy person notices any difference to their life as a result of the global pandemic.
To help me … go to patreon.com
Break into all the hoarders’ houses and steal back all the toilet paper.
And remember…
Wash your hands. There’s no joke here, but do actually seriously wash your hands. Please.
Link Tangent
Timestamp 6:57
Space Year 3 / Space Month Hamburger
Returned to mothership for quarantine
Had to delay annual trip to Prostitutolon 4
Decided to call lizard baby Little Dribbles
Little Dribbles’ father’s name revealed: Skank McGillicudy
“Can’t keep his tongue dick in his mouth pants.”
Quarantine room has computer with options: water, nutritional paste, all the Twilight novels, 128 hours of true crime podcasts, complain about quarantine on social media, record journal
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