Running time: 12 mins
Named Characters and References
Mr Christmas and TC
Sir Chuntley Buffingham
Mavis the Conical Baker
Clive St Wrists
Vicar of Little Turdstone
Bogs the Groundskeeper
Keywords
Gift-to-behaviour discrepancy – capitalism is a lie
Swim up through toilet and sing excessively loud baritone carols
Leave half nibbled choc digestive and a whisky sour on the cistern
Mavis the conical baker and croissant shaped like a penis
Sir Chuntley Buffingham
‘God Rest Ye Merry Gentle Monsters’ by Dame Prurience Goff
Advent Carol Service in Little Turdstone
Clive St Wrists – war veteran
Free wine that tastes like putrid frog semen and pâté that smelled of off-cock
Bogs the Groundskeeper bursts in to warn them of demons who are having sex with dogs
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