Running time: 21:57 mins
- Intro
- Named Characters and References
- Keywords
- Answerphone
- Next episode when?
- To help me … go to patreon.com
- And remember…
- Wingnut
Intro
Lawyer in court
Named Characters and References
Martin / Deborah / Switchblade Harris (Wingnut letters)
Marvin Glick
Hilary Larson
Capt Harold Rasmussen
Big Steve Tedeski
Keywords
Purposelessly unpleasant social media
Something to throttle with the dying gasps of your energy
Man reporting crime to police officer – All right mate, I didn’t ask you for your life story
Nazi interrogation – All right mate, I didn’t ask…
The mystery of the Maple Street plane crash – how did everyone survive?
Forgot that the co-pilot was dead
“Somewhere between 10 and 102”
The astonishing truth is – All right mate, I didn’t ask…
Answerphone
- Dr Who can’t be a woman.
- Someone shout-singing, “I’m so happy”.
- Yoga position – you now look like a complete tosser.
Next episode when?
When pigs fly, or at least learn to jump more than 4 metres.
To help me … go to patreon.com
Build a really big laser for carving obscenities into the moon.
And remember…
If at first you don’t succeed, it’s probably because someone somewhere is plotting against you. Find out who that person is, and destroy them.
Wingnut
Mummy says stop putting feet in Marmite.
Martin asks what to do about promotion that means less time with family. W says when Daddy’s away he chews the cables on the speakers so watch out for that.
Deborah wants to know if they should study law. W says school is boring but he likes seeing his friend Jerome who has a cool yo-yo and a lunch box with Finding Nemo. School – St Crabmeats Primary.
Switchblade Harris asks if should commit a crime to get back into prison. W moved from cot (prison) to grown-up bed and it’s better. He used to poo his pants in the cot, and he doesn’t now (apart from one time on a motorway, and we don’t talk about that).
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