Episode 5: Trim

Running time: 20.08 mins

  1. Intro
  2. Named Characters and References
  3. Keywords
  4. Answerphone
  5. Next episode when?
  6. To help me … go to patreon.com
  7. And remember…
  8. Link Tangent

Intro

Pre-intro plug for Podpodpod with Benjamin Partridge (available at patreon.com/crowleytime)

Carnival barker: Alice the Cloven-Hooved Seamstress, Andrew the Retired Businessman with 1,000 Teeth All Over His Body, James the Incredible Social Media Influencer with No Nipples

Named Characters and References

Mary from Grantham’s Bank

Aunty Gertrude

Keywords

Shorter ep as a result of Twitter poll

Length versus frequency

Unusual bank account activity

Sam’s Tasty Chicken

McCrimmen’s Wines and Spirits

Serious dinner conversation

Overly chatty waiter

Cancelled Netflix subscription

Both dollars for kids college fund given to Tom Crowley

Answerphone

  1. Edinburgh Festival Fringe taking TC to court.
  2. Note left in restroom in Tuscaloosa resulting in powerful enemy.

Next episode when?

When you first come within five miles of the person who will one day bury you.

To help me … go to patreon.com

Fund a personal quest for revenge.

And remember…

Who would fardels (?) bear to grant and sweat under a weary life? Only a licensed fardel bearer. Contact your local trade ombudsman for more information.

(Timestamp: 5:24)

Space Year 3, Space Month Titmouse

Mapping the Gamma Quadrant

Planets: Gelgon (silver sands and black lakes)

Gelgonese Bloody Mary (made with real Zargathrope blood)

Viscous purple goo consuming planet

Cledge the Gelgonese native

Churning pain in stomach, excess bulk

Labour resulting in 8 eggs

Scaly six-limbed lizards with Link’s face

‘Mama’


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